Yellow Panties
Neal Pollack is a doll. Please humor me by reading some of this.
So, I keep hearing about this very strange thing people do as a tradition for New Years here in Chile. By 'people' I mean mostly women. And by 'keep hearing' I mean I've been told twice. But, moving on, I hear it's a tradition to wear yellow panties for New Years. It's supposed to bring good luck or something, which makes absolutely no sense to me at all. Can anyone explain this? I mean other things are really stupid but have some logic behind them, but yellow panties? I can't even fathom what that might be about. It's probably something like how I used to wear camel-colored underwear for luck. I'm pretty sure there was some logic behind that action but god knows I can't for the life of me remember what it was. Although I have the vague sense it has some relation to the fact that some slutty girl I know was sick one day and kept saying 'cabel' instead of 'camel.' That seems to ring a bell.
Anyhoo, I got to thinking, I don't own any yellow underwear! I have tons of other colors including about eight variations of gray/black (it goes with everything!) but I don't have even one yellow panty. This poses two problems. One, now that I have been made aware that I don't own yellow underwear, I want a pair. And two, something about buying underwear in this country just doesn't seem appealing to me. I'm sure it's the same shit they use in the states but for some reason I just don't trust it. Plus, they have not yet reached the low-rise-bikini-brief stage of underwear technology and that is unacceptable.
On a related note, I got into a conversation with a group of students the other day on men's boxer briefs. Gentlemen, I am telling you now — from the extensive research that I have done — that women in general prefer men to wear boxer briefs. It also helps if you're like this giant Swedish/Chilean guy who is not at all — but somehow still completely — attractive.....Um, I mean, it helps if you're tall. So, get some BBs and some height and you're all set. Go to it, boys.
Da da da,
- E
So, I keep hearing about this very strange thing people do as a tradition for New Years here in Chile. By 'people' I mean mostly women. And by 'keep hearing' I mean I've been told twice. But, moving on, I hear it's a tradition to wear yellow panties for New Years. It's supposed to bring good luck or something, which makes absolutely no sense to me at all. Can anyone explain this? I mean other things are really stupid but have some logic behind them, but yellow panties? I can't even fathom what that might be about. It's probably something like how I used to wear camel-colored underwear for luck. I'm pretty sure there was some logic behind that action but god knows I can't for the life of me remember what it was. Although I have the vague sense it has some relation to the fact that some slutty girl I know was sick one day and kept saying 'cabel' instead of 'camel.' That seems to ring a bell.
Anyhoo, I got to thinking, I don't own any yellow underwear! I have tons of other colors including about eight variations of gray/black (it goes with everything!) but I don't have even one yellow panty. This poses two problems. One, now that I have been made aware that I don't own yellow underwear, I want a pair. And two, something about buying underwear in this country just doesn't seem appealing to me. I'm sure it's the same shit they use in the states but for some reason I just don't trust it. Plus, they have not yet reached the low-rise-bikini-brief stage of underwear technology and that is unacceptable.
On a related note, I got into a conversation with a group of students the other day on men's boxer briefs. Gentlemen, I am telling you now — from the extensive research that I have done — that women in general prefer men to wear boxer briefs. It also helps if you're like this giant Swedish/Chilean guy who is not at all — but somehow still completely — attractive.....Um, I mean, it helps if you're tall. So, get some BBs and some height and you're all set. Go to it, boys.
Da da da,
- E
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