Espresso! (What the hell is that?)
Remember two posts ago when I mentioned this dumbass secretary had put litlle hearts on my post-it?...Well, scroll down and read it you lazy bastard. It's right there.
Anyhoo, this secretary is like the nightmare that doesn't end. Today she did the most ridiculous thing that, honestly, embarrasses me as a woman in the free world.
So, we started class, meaning two of my four students and I were in the conference room of this office and the door was closed because - as far as anyone outside of the conference room knew - we had started class. Class had started! Clear? Good...So, suddenly the door opens and homegirl walks in - in like a really inappapropriate-for-work skirt, might I add - with ONE coffee made especially for this student of mine knowing there were three of us in there. A coffee, mind you, that he DID NOT ask her for. A coffee, mind you, that was excessive because he had already gone to get his own coffee. And it wasn't some lame ass plastic cup coffee either. It was like a fancy espresso (what the hell is that?) in a fancy cup. Someone please tell me, WHO IS THIS WOMAN? I mean she strolls in and then shakes her ass all out of the classroom like genuinely proud of what she had just blatantly done. I don't think I have ever been more embarrassed for another person, with the exception of myself in the ninth grade because I was, oh, just about as childish and mildly retarded as this secretary ho. In the ninth grade! When I was 15!
Some of you may be saying, "But Eugenia, it was just a coffee," and to those people I say, fuck you. Seriously. I mean, little hearts and then a special made coffee? These are the kinds of tactics you use when you're in high school. Grown ass people don't behave like this. At least not where I come from.
And where is that, you ask?
Planet earth, friends. Planet fucking earth. Where real people live.
She's totally making women everywhere look bad. Also, she's not even all that cute. I do have to admit I would totally allow this kind of shit if she was like a hunchback freak or something. Cause that would just be awesome. But, sadly not. Honestly, next class I wouldn't be surprised if homegirl resorted to punching this dude in the face or pulling his hair.
Do other people understand my distress or am I totally alone on this one? C'mon!
Seriously.
- E
Anyhoo, this secretary is like the nightmare that doesn't end. Today she did the most ridiculous thing that, honestly, embarrasses me as a woman in the free world.
So, we started class, meaning two of my four students and I were in the conference room of this office and the door was closed because - as far as anyone outside of the conference room knew - we had started class. Class had started! Clear? Good...So, suddenly the door opens and homegirl walks in - in like a really inappapropriate-for-work skirt, might I add - with ONE coffee made especially for this student of mine knowing there were three of us in there. A coffee, mind you, that he DID NOT ask her for. A coffee, mind you, that was excessive because he had already gone to get his own coffee. And it wasn't some lame ass plastic cup coffee either. It was like a fancy espresso (what the hell is that?) in a fancy cup. Someone please tell me, WHO IS THIS WOMAN? I mean she strolls in and then shakes her ass all out of the classroom like genuinely proud of what she had just blatantly done. I don't think I have ever been more embarrassed for another person, with the exception of myself in the ninth grade because I was, oh, just about as childish and mildly retarded as this secretary ho. In the ninth grade! When I was 15!
Some of you may be saying, "But Eugenia, it was just a coffee," and to those people I say, fuck you. Seriously. I mean, little hearts and then a special made coffee? These are the kinds of tactics you use when you're in high school. Grown ass people don't behave like this. At least not where I come from.
And where is that, you ask?
Planet earth, friends. Planet fucking earth. Where real people live.
She's totally making women everywhere look bad. Also, she's not even all that cute. I do have to admit I would totally allow this kind of shit if she was like a hunchback freak or something. Cause that would just be awesome. But, sadly not. Honestly, next class I wouldn't be surprised if homegirl resorted to punching this dude in the face or pulling his hair.
Do other people understand my distress or am I totally alone on this one? C'mon!
Seriously.
- E
posted by Eugenia at 8:48 PM
1 Comments:
you are NOT alone!
~L
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