Blogger is totally stalking me and also THE BIG EVENT OF THE YEAR

So, two things about my profile:

One, blogger totally updated my age automatically which is at the same time odd and kind of disturbing. What's the deal, yo?
Two, I updated my profile (at right) and I'm awesome so go look at it. I mention sporks twice, need I say more?

Okay, anyhoo, so my cousin's now infamous wedding came and went and shockingly no one died or lost a limb, which is nice. It was all wedding-like and my dress was red and, as it turns out, none but one of my cousins took a date to the wedding — even the ones in relationships. So, you can imagine how thankful Eugenia was that she also went to the wedding alone and that now that's it's over she can go back to refering to herself in the third person and not worrying about things like dresses and shoes and hair and all that girly wedding crap. God, I'm such a dude. Anyway, possibly the wedding can best be explained through pictures (which of course my family would be horrified to know I am posting in the internet). I'll do my best to narrate but, as weddings go, this one was pretty unfunny and also romantic and shit and who wants to see that on this blog? Certainly not me. On a side note, I did get a little bit of Oh-god-I-wanna-get-married-and-why-is-my-life-miserable-and-why-do-I-attract-freaks-or-married-men water in my eyes, but no crying thank god cause that would have been embarassing.

Anyway, the wedding: a photo essay

No one cares about the church ceremony so we'll skip right to the partaaaaaay

Here are the bride and groom making their grand sunny entrance. Would you believe me if I said this picture was taken at like 8pm?



Here is the groom and his twin sister partying it up. Ask me how many rum and cokes I had had when I took this picture. Ask me. I totally won't answer you but, let me tell you, the dancing was awesome at this point.



Here is a picture of my cousin Javier and I where Javier actually looks kinda normal...and I just now realized how not interesting these pictures must be to you...so...um...this is it.



Now, on that note, I'll leave you with a list of things that The Flaming Lips "Do You Realize?" says we should realize so you can think about them the same way I do when I'm riding the bus all philosophical-like and listening to this song.

- that you have the most beautiful face
- that we're floating in space
- that happiness makes you cry
- that everyone you know someday will die
- that the sun doesn't go down - it's just an illusion caused by the world spinning 'round
- that life goes fast
- that it's hard to make the good things last

deep huh? That's what my bus rides are like these days.

Goodtimes.com,
- E