Sweet Heaven (Kind of like Jane, but coffee-flavored
You know that commercial where the guy is sitting at his computer surfing the web and all of a sudden a screen comes up that says "You have reached the end of the internet?" Well, today I made a discovery so grand that I felt like I had reached the end of civilized society and I was free to go back and enjoy of all the things that I rushed past on the way there.
I found a Starbucks.
I know! It's giant news. I sat. I marveled. I literally stood mouth agape at the cash register and stared for just a moment as the order-taker girl asked what I wanted. What did I order? I think it's pretty obvious. A tall caramel frapuccino, except I had to say "un frapuccino de caramel. alto." They had it listed as 'caramel' which is not a spanish word. That was kind of weird, but still in some way soothing. Sure the damn thing cost about the same as a three course meal and I didn't really feel like having coffee, but how could I turn away?
Now, I've had my fix and I can go back to normal life knowing that I can never again set foot in that magical, Starbucks-having land called Mall Plaza Vespucio.
Man, I am really tired.
Loves,
E
p.s. today I got in trouble for wearing sneakers that I THOUGHT would go unnoticed. What's say we test out how many more things will get banned from my work wardrobe?
I found a Starbucks.
I know! It's giant news. I sat. I marveled. I literally stood mouth agape at the cash register and stared for just a moment as the order-taker girl asked what I wanted. What did I order? I think it's pretty obvious. A tall caramel frapuccino, except I had to say "un frapuccino de caramel. alto." They had it listed as 'caramel' which is not a spanish word. That was kind of weird, but still in some way soothing. Sure the damn thing cost about the same as a three course meal and I didn't really feel like having coffee, but how could I turn away?
Now, I've had my fix and I can go back to normal life knowing that I can never again set foot in that magical, Starbucks-having land called Mall Plaza Vespucio.
Man, I am really tired.
Loves,
E
p.s. today I got in trouble for wearing sneakers that I THOUGHT would go unnoticed. What's say we test out how many more things will get banned from my work wardrobe?

1 Comments:
Why do you keep wearing inapropriate things? This is why you can't hold a job.
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